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Vintage VHS #1

I have hundreds of videotapes, and I still watch them. And just because most people no longer have the ability of watching what I’ve recorded over the years is no excuse not to review the programing. “Vintage VHS” is a series where I will review one videotape from beginning to end. Most tapes are an eclectic mix of TV shows and movies recorded over the last 25 years.

Tape Type: Maxell

Recording Speed: EP

Year(s) Recorded: 1994, 1995, 1996

Video quality: Not bad, considering it was recorded on the lowest quality speed over a decade ago

Audio quality: The usual tape hiss, but nothing garbled

Degree of embarrassment at having recorded what I did: 3 out of 10

0:00:00 Trail To Doomesday – MacGyver

The only thing about this made-for-TV movie that resembled MacGyver was that it starred Richard Dean Anderson, and, at the very end of the movie, Mac disarms a nuclear bomb using a tennis racquet. Otherwise, this was a pretty generic (and formulaic) movie that could have featured almost any TV crimefighter.

1:31:19 The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – Billy Connolly

Like most Americans, I first discovered Billy Connolly when he took over for Dr. Johnny Fever on “Head of the Class,” and each episode of the series quickly became nothing more than 20 minutes of Connolly’s stand-up act. He is crazy – that good kind of crazy that makes me smile. On this show, Billy spoke about his dislike of John Tesh, the way Europeans do not smell, painting toenails, and he lamented that, though he did voicework for a Disney film (Pocahontas), his character didn’t make it as a toy in a Happy Meal. One thing that stood out as I rewatched this was the segment was nine minutes long, and I don’t recall Leno doing lengthy segments with too many people.

1:40:20 Rivera Live – 2nd Anniversary of Nicole & Ron’s Murders

All I can do is apologize (yes, a sincere apology), to myself more than to anyone else, for getting so wrapped up in the OJ Simpson frenzy. I wasted more than a year of my life watching the “trial of the century,” as well as related programing like Geraldo’s CNBC series. I recorded the opening of the show, recorded June 13, 1996, which featured a brief clip of Geraldo’s show the day after the murders, then interviews with the deceased’s family members. I’d forgotten how annoying Fred Goldman was.

1:43:50 Politically Incorrect – William Shatner and Janeane Garofalo

Shatner still looks and sounds like Shatner in this episode, and not the caricature of himself that he has become. Topics include: “Can the messenger be nuts but the message be valid?,” “Is the public smart or stupid?,” and “Do corporations have an obligation to actually care about the public?”. What strikes me most is how much better balanced “P.I.” is than “Real Time” in terms of comedy and intelligent debate. Bill Maher wasn’t as focused on hammering a few personal anvils and allowed for discussions to flow more freely.

2:01:22 Late Night with Conan O’Brien – Bill Maher and “The More You Know”

Bill Maher, wearing a bowling shirt, reads from his book “Does Anybody Have A Problem With That?,” a collection of monologue bits from the early seasons of “Politically Incorrect.” “The More You Know” campaign, in its early years, included Conan encouraging people to jump into bear habitats at the zoo, Andy encouraging guys, who couldn’t think of what to do on a date, to have sex with their dates, and Max encouraging deaf musicians to hide their hearing problems and get angry at anyone who suggests there is a problem.

2:13:22 The Kids In The Hall – Picklefeather Sketch

It was a goofy premise: The writer of a sketch is also a character in the sketch, but he develops writer’s block, and he and his “boss” become trapped in the sketch. Days and weeks pass, and there appears to be no end in sight. This is one of my favorite sketches from “The Kids in the Hall.”

2:21:16 Over Your Head – Gallagher

I’m not a big fan of prop comics. I was never fond of the sledge-o-matic, or whatever other sight-gags Gallagher would throw at his audiences (literally or figuratively). But, to give credit where credit is due, he did employ clever wordplay in his act, which I enjoy. And this was a rebroadcast of one of his earlier specials, so he (and his his audience) had not yet become absorbed in the whole “what will he throw at us next” phenomenon.

3:01:05 WKRP In Cinncinnatti – Les on a Ledge (watch the episode online)

I recorded the second half of this, one of the earliest episodes in the series. It featured Dr. Johnny Fever trying to convince Herb that Jennifer was once a man, and it was probably one of the earliest sitcoms to look at how being labeled gay (or, in this case, “queer”) could affect one’s career and self-image in the machismo-fueled 1970s. And it managed to handle both storylines without G.L.A.A.D. coming after them.

3:11:33 Cabin Boy

Chris Elliot is my kind of comic – the kind who is not afraid of silence. He seems to live for those otherwise uncomfortable moments between the delivery of a joke and his audience actually working through it in their respective brains. The first time you watch the movie, you’ll chuckle at a few of the one-liners, but (if you are like a typical viewer) find a lot of the movie to be very dry and dull. However, there are jokes in the dry and dull bits, too, which a second viewing could reveal. Cameos from both David Letterman and Andy Richter make this a must-watch for fans of late night TV.

4:31:45 Ceremony – Spenser For Hire

As part of the deal the Lifetime cable network made when they bought the rerun rights to “Spenser For Hire,” they agreed to team up with ABC (then a production partner with the network) to produce a series of made-for-TV movies (oddly, the movies have been released on DVD, but the original series has not). TNT and author Robert Parker are near a deal to revive the series, but, to me, Robert Urich IS Spenser and Avery Brooks IS Hawk. And though a few other versions of the Spenser-universe have been produced for various networks, the Urich/Brooks combination worked the best. This installment was based on the novel by the same name, but the ending had to be softened a bit for the “network for women.” The story revolves around Spenser looking for a runaway teen who had become a hooker. In the movie, Spenser is able to find her and put her up in a shelter for kids. In the book, the best Spenser can do is pass her off to a woman who runs a high-end escort service, so at least the girl won’t get smacked around or contract any diseases. Otherwise, vintage dialogue between the characters and some decent action sequences.

Fame is more than just a river in Egypt

I am of mixed emotions. I want to write about the recent celebrity deaths, but I’m tired of the attacks I’ve been getting for stating my opinions (and making my jokes). Perhaps I can write about a more general subject without offending those supposedly riddled with grief. Perhaps, but probably not.

Bill Maher once said that “fame is a drug.” I don’t disagree, but I think it is other things, too. It is as though fame is a unique person, complete with his own complex pathology. One peculiar recent addition to the pathology: One does not need to have done anything to become famous.

zsa_zsa_gabor_mugshotThe first person I remember who was famous merely for being famous was Zsa Zsa Gabor. Don’t get me wrong; she was not the first, just the first in my memory. And before someone goes on IMDB or Wikipedia to correct me, I am keenly aware that Zsa Zsa Gabor did do various things. She just wasn’t famous for any of them. She became, for lack of a better word, a “personality.” She appeared on talk shows and variety shows – and was just Zsa Zsa.

I see a lot of it now, with the advent of reality television, but I can’t blame reality TV for the increase in famous-for-being-famous people. “Jon & Kate” had kids. “Joe the Plumber” asked a candidate a question. “Jared” ate sandwiches at Subway. Kato Kaelin heard three bumps in the night. And, in what may be the oddest circumstance of them all, Terri Schiavo gained fame at a point in her life when she was in a vegetative state.

millenniumLike an ouroboros, fame feeds upon itself, and it is often difficult to tell exactly how it began. There are two distinct camps of famous people: those who seek the fame and those who do not.

There are businessmen far more financially successful than Donald Trump, but they choose to go unnoticed and let Trump, who is all too eager, thrust himself into the spotlight. Some stars of the stage and screen can walk a busy street unmolested, while others would generate a mob scene that would make Kent State seem like an unruly bridge club.

There are famous people who can go to a mall without it becoming a media event, not because they are unknown, but because of the way they handle their fame. The names of celebrities I have encountered at the Pavilions in Burbank or the Ralph’s in Santa Monica would astound people. They come and go without incident, while others enter with 25 members of the paparazzi and turn the purchase of breakfast cereal into a circus.

Celebrity gossip has been around since the dawn of history, but new media has allowed the niche style of reporting to reach record highs (and lows). And with so many reporters covering the famous (and infamous), the field of who gets treated as a celebrity has widened exponentially.

In the early part of the 20th century, an unusual figure gained fame. He walked the red carpets at movie premieres. He had adoring fans… groupies, if you will. He was hounded by the press, who scrutinized his appearance, as well as anything he said or did. The person I’m referring to is Albert Einstein. And, though the names of some scientists (Richard Feynman, Norman Borlaug, Kary Mullis, and Richard Dawkins, to name a few) have gained notoriety in recent years, none have achieved the level of fame – of celebrity – as Einstein.

Back to the present day, and I know of many famous intelligent people, but can think of few who are famous because of their intellect. I know of many famous talented people, but an overwhelming number of them are not known for their respective talents. Not to dwell on this for too long, but, in the last decade, Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett were most famous for being the butt of jokes. Whatever fame they gained for the talents they possessed earlier in their careers had been replaced by a different kind of fame – the fame that comes from being a famous person. That leads me to another ouroboros, that of the media and the public.

01-timecover1When OJ Simpson dies, his claim to fame will not be that he was a football star, sports pundit, or actor in B movies. OJ Simpson will be known as the guy who was found not guilty of a double homicide. His public persona was transformed, and, though his culpability in the aforementioned murders is all but certain, I don’t think you can really place the blame for his change of fame on his shoulders. A Los Angeles news director chose to break into the regular broadcast day to televise the slow speed pursuit of AC and OJ in a white Ford Bronco, but he did so knowing his audience would be glued to their TV screens. So who gets the blame for the circus that followed, the media for putting it on the air (and in print) or the public who consumed the media?

It is my sincere hope that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett are in a place where they can reconcile the positive and negative aspects of their lives (and subsequent fame), and I wish them peace. I am not angry at them for the way the media and the public overreacted to news of their deaths. But I am angry. Our nation went down a very dark road over the last few days, the darkest I’ve seen it since “People vs. Simpson.” We surrendered ourselves to fame. Fame became our drug, our compass, and our god. It happened fast and it happened without warning – and that scares me.

We have elevated fame to the be-all-end-all of existence. As Steven Weber recently wrote, “So bombarded are we with comparable examples of what is supposed to constitute Success, where the only worthwhile life is lived in public, new generations are raised thinking ‘This is life’s imperative. You only live if you’re seen’. Like the light inside the refrigerator.”

I do not mean to diminish the talents of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, but their talents were not what all the fuss was about this week. We were not mourning their talents; we were mourning their fame. When the whole world (myself included) was captivated by the OJ Simpson trial, our interest had nothing to do with justice or the victims. We were watching someone famous in the darkest moment in his life – and we were loving it. Farrah Fawcett allowed a documentary crew to record her failing health – and we loved it. Helicopters circled the UCLA Medical Center as the world awaited word on the health of Michael Jackson – and we loved it. It was exciting. It was thrilling. It was sickening.

sinatra_1I keep thinking back to 1998, when I was a very low rung on the entertainment industry totem pole. I was in my Geo Tracker, trying to cut across Santa Monica Blvd. to get to work, but the entire stretch of road had been closed to the public and access was blocked by police officers. After waiting a small eternity, I became frustrated and begged one of the cops to let me cross so I would not be late and lose my job. He graciously removed the barricade, which allowed me onto the street, but he failed to inform his fellow officers on the other side of the road to let me out. As a result, I found myself in the funeral procession for Frank Sinatra. And though you would be hard-pressed to find someone of my generation who is a bigger fan of Sinatra, I did not belong there. I was sad that he had passed away, but, as a fan, I knew he had lived a long and extraordinary life. I liked the guy and respected his talent, but I wasn’t in mourning. By being where I was, I felt like I had disrespected the man and those who genuinely cared for him.

We do celebrities a disservice by seeking their autographs and worshipping them as false gods. We do ourselves a disservice when we get caught up in media hype. We do the nation a disservice by allowing fame to dominate our national identity. We have no shame. We have no dignity. All we have is an obsession with knowing all we can about those who have achieved fame, and, in pursuit of that knowledge, we elevate the fame. Then, once we’ve learned all there is to know – once we’ve placed them on the highest pedestal – there is only one thing left to do.

I’ve written about this before, so I won’t exhaust the subject, but our society cannot resist deconstructing its heroes. The current price of fame is to be violently knocked off the pedestal. We build them up, and then we tear them down. And, in this, I am admittedly guilty, with one proviso. I do not build them up, and I greatly resent those who do. And, most of the time, when I figuratively pick at the remains of the dead, it is, in large part, to pop the puss out of those who chose to elevate them to godhood in the first place.

In a society without a tradition or mythology of its own, we look for our heroes in the most unlikely (and often undeserving) of places. So it should be no surprise that, under scrutiny, these new heroes are found to have more than a few chinks in their armor. We need to be able to appreciate the contribution made by an individual without deifying said individual. We need to be able to celebrate a person’s life without overinflating the value of said life to the point of absurdity. We need to be able to allow those who have a right to grieve to do so, and we need to understand that the death of a public figure doesn’t always merit a public spectacle.

sir-elton-johnIn turn, the famous have an obligation to not go out of their way to make asses of themselves. Elton John used to generate a lot of less-than-positive press in the 1970s by dressing and acting flamboyantly. Then, around the release of the album “Reg Strikes Back,” he adopted a more sedate public persona. He was still out and about (so to speak), but the way he dealt with the media and his fans changed, and, as a result, the sort of press and public response he received changed. The Queen of England would never have knighted the Elton John of the 1970s.

mjb4By contrast, the Michael Jackson of the ‘70s and early ‘80s, the one who performed alongside his family and changed the face of pop music (no play on words intended), was not the butt of any jokes. It was the later incarnation of Michael Jackson, the eccentric and downright freakish one who dangled babies over balconies and dressed like a soldier in Napoleon’s army, who all but invited mockery and ridicule. Whether the “King of Pop” or the “Lord of the Dance” or, simply, “Prince,” I have little tolerance for someone who chooses to elevate himself above us mere mortals. When the public buys into the act, that is when I find it hard to listen to the better angels of my nature.

All of the above makes fame, not an ouroboros, but a three-edged sword: the celebrity, the media, and the public striking at the heart of our society, each carrying the burden and the guilt. And that is one hell of a pathology to try to combat.

Massive layoffs at KTTV Fox 11 in Los Angeles

I’ve been seeing word of this come crashing down among some of my Facebook friends who still work in the industry. A station in a small market like Little Rock/Pine Bluff now probably has a bigger news division than KTTV.

As you can see, the lights are on at KTTV, but there is nobody home

As you can see, the lights are on at KTTV, but there is nobody home

More than 100 people just got the heave-ho, many of them after pulling all-nighters to cover the death of Michael Jackson. They may even be going back to one-man news teams, meaning on-air talent will be responsible for his or her own camera, audio, editing, graphics, and satellite link-up. Seriously, the station’s entire graphics and chyron departments have been eliminated, as well as a ton of editors, asst. directors (read: segment producers), and even lowly production assistants. Still trying to get hard numbers, but most if not all of the sports division has been cut, which is fine during football season, but LA has two basketball teams, two hockey teams, two baseball teams, and a soccer team… and that’s not even counting all the college teams in the area.

Many have been given a few months, but, come September, there will be a skeleton crew at Fox 11. And since the helicopter staff is rumored to be among those cut, it is doubtful they could even cover a car chase anymore (or, hypothetically, circle above UCLA Medical Center for hours and hours).

This is big, gang. The internet’s encroachment on print media is old news, but to see a station in the number two market in the nation reduced to a smaller staff than the TV station I ran at my college… this is a blow.

KCOP 13 tried to work with KTTV 11 to combine news staff a few years ago, but ultimately KCOP dropped their newscast altogether. KCAL 9 borrows/steals from sister station KCBS 2 (as well as A LOT of CNN’s prepackaged news pieces). KNBC 4’s senior anchor, Paul Moyer (the last of the old guard), put in for retirement not too long ago. KTLA 5’s senior anchors have either passed away or retired, and, in the last several years, they have relied heavily on newspapers and newspaper reporters for their news. A few years ago there was a mass exodus over at KABC 7… most flocking to KCBS. The whole city is in flux.

Not that it has been great, but TV journalism in Los Angeles is rapidly going down the tubes.

Celebritwits: Kevin Spacey

Today’s Celebritwit is Kevin Spacey

Where you’ve heard of him: I’m not sure, but you’ve probably seen him in a couple of small movies or on-stage. Also, he was George’s boss on The Jetsons

Why you should follow him: Recently, he’s been keeping followers up-to-date on ‘Casino Jack’ and he seems to be fairly receptive to answering tweets, but good luck getting heard as he’s got nearly 600K followers. Also, there’s a link to another twitter for ‘TriggerStreet,’ a website (co-founded by Spacey) for aspiring writers & filmmakers. Probably worth a follow/look-see as well.

Where to find him: http://www.twitter.com/kevinspacey (http://www.twitter.com/triggerstreet)

Celebritwit is a showcase of celebrities who are on Twitter & actually tweet for themselves. (As opposed to having an assistant or manager ‘pose’ as them.)

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