RP 9/8: Now with 94% more Retsyn

Today in syndication:
* Robin Williams guests with his “Jumanji” costar on the debut of “THE BONNIE HUNT SHOW” (for those who think Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t mumble enough)
* Dr. Phil spinoff “THE DOCTORS” (aka “‘The View’ at your Chart”)
* A daily “DEAL OR NO DEAL” with more contestants onstage, fewer models, fewer cases and less $ in them)
* And a pair of court shows: “FAMILY COURT WITH JUDGE PENNY” and “JUDGE KAREN.”

What’s back?
9 p.m.
Cameron had just been blown up by Cromartie on “TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES” (Fox), now with 100% more Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson.

What’s special?
ELLEN DEGENERES-DE ROSSI chats up Michelle Obama in the new Ellen-HD studio.

8 p.m.
“HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: GET IN THE PICTURE” (ABC) decides which teen gets to be in the closing credits of “HSM:3.” (Plus “an exclusive talent hold agreement with ABC and a recording contract for two digital singles with Walt Disney Records, one of which will be a version of the song from the
music video.”)

“THE COUNTRY MUSIC ASSOCIATION AWARDS” (ABC), AKA “Square-Dancing with
the Stars.”

11:30 p.m.
“THEY’RE COMING! A SNEAK PREVIEW OF LITTLE BRITAIN USA” (HBO)

Tom’s pick to click?
10 p.m.
“WEEDS” (Showtime) continues to wow, with Nancy continuing to find new ways to be in trouble. So why’s she meeting with the DEA this week? To help create next week’s season-ending cliffhanger.

NIGHT LIGHTS
* Dave welcomes Keira Knightley and Thomas Friedman for highly similar conversations.
* Jay hopes his show with Michael Phelps, J.B. Smoove, and Kardinal Offishall featuring Akon goes swimmingly.
* Neil Patrick Harris and Sophia Myles are on the rise with Craig.
* Howie Mandel, Nastia Liukin, and Bon Iver deal with Conan.