Posts Tagged ‘90210’

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Well… Shannen Doherty.
Tonight on Shannen Doherty:
It is with mixed emotions that I must report that Shannen’s contract has expired. The bad news is that I won’t be seeing her on TV every week anymore. The good news is that I won’t have to watch this pathetic excuse for a TV series.
If they [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Rich, pretty people do rich, pretty things in a rich, pretty city. Meanwhile, I spilled root beer on my futon. Stain Guard, my ass.
Tonight on Shannen Doherty:
Barring a last minute contract negotiation, Shannen is wrapping up her days in the Hills of Beverly. And it is intervention time in the principal’s office. [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Shannen agreed to direct a school play. Of course, California’s public school system requires an extensive background check, a blood sample, and fingerprinting before an adult is allowed to work on a school campus. Due to the backlog, it’ll probably be six months to two years before she’s allowed back inside West [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Shannen was missing in action. One can only hope she was getting a job on a better show, like “According to Jim.”
Tonight on Shannen Doherty:
The school’s drama teacher had to take a leave of absence, so Lucille Bluth volunteered to take over the school’s big musical pageant. The big haired girl is [...]