Starring: David Hasselhoff, Lisa Rinna
Do not mistake the character of Nick Fury as a shameless ripoff of Snake Plissken. Clearly, a lot of shame went into the ripoff.
Hasselhoff played the eye-patch wearing, cigar smoking, one-liner spewing Fury, using the same mannerisms he used when he played Garth Knight, the evil twin of his signature character. [...]
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What the Hoff used to cook: “Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.”
What the Hoff used to cook: “Knight Rider 2000″
Starring: David Hasselhoff, Edward Mulhare, Mitch Pileggi, Susan Norman, Carmen Argenziano, and the voice of William Daniels
In 1991, the year 2000 was expected to be the biggest thing ever. According to noted futurist Glen. A Larson, Dan Quayle was to be the President of the United States. Vehicle license plates were to be replaced by [...]
What the Hoff used to cook: “Baywatch: Panic at Malibu Pier”
Starring: David Hasselhoff, Parker Stevenson, Erika Eleniak, Billy Warlock, Shawn Weatherly, Wendie Malick, and Richard Jaeckel
The panic began during the opening credits, which featured the first slow motion shots of Hasselhoff’s bouncing man boobs. The panic continued in the form of Hasselhoff having to act like a kind and loving father. Then the panic subsided [...]
