Posts Tagged ‘Match Game’

In an funny twist to the show, host Gene Rayburn switched places with panelist Betty White for this question:
“King Kong’s girlfriend said, ‘King Kong really loves me. When I blow into his ear, he goes __________.’”

In honor of absolutely nothing at all, here’s a “Match Game” triple-shot to start off the week:
“Ben said, ‘The people in that karate school are very strange (How strange are they?). Instead of black belts, they wear black __________.’”
“Fran said, “My husband is really cheap (How cheap is he?). Instead of taking me to Hawaii, [...]

“The Marine drill instructor said to the two rookies, ‘No, you idiots — I told you to practice hand-to-hand combat, not __________ to __________ combat!’”

Here are two clues, since I neglected to post one yesterday, and because laughter is, indeed, the best medicine:
“Mickey Mouse said, ‘You know, I just turned 46-years-old. I haven’t had a good __________ since 1959.’”
“Sally the Stripper said, ‘When you’re an actress, they put a star on your door, but when you’re a stripper they [...]