Posts Tagged ‘Shannen Doherty’

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
I applauded Shannen’s wise decision to limit her exposure on “90210″ to a few early episodes. Or I would have, if the broad would ever take my calls. But, no, she signed up for more, so I have to watch televised excrement instead of “House.”
Tonight on Shannen Doherty:
A guy who makes a [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Well… Shannen Doherty.
Tonight on Shannen Doherty:
It is with mixed emotions that I must report that Shannen’s contract has expired. The bad news is that I won’t be seeing her on TV every week anymore. The good news is that I won’t have to watch this pathetic excuse for a TV series.
If they [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Rich, pretty people do rich, pretty things in a rich, pretty city. Meanwhile, I spilled root beer on my futon. Stain Guard, my ass.
Tonight on Shannen Doherty:
Barring a last minute contract negotiation, Shannen is wrapping up her days in the Hills of Beverly. And it is intervention time in the principal’s office. [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Shannen agreed to direct a school play. Of course, California’s public school system requires an extensive background check, a blood sample, and fingerprinting before an adult is allowed to work on a school campus. Due to the backlog, it’ll probably be six months to two years before she’s allowed back inside West [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Shannen was missing in action. One can only hope she was getting a job on a better show, like “According to Jim.”
Tonight on Shannen Doherty:
The school’s drama teacher had to take a leave of absence, so Lucille Bluth volunteered to take over the school’s big musical pageant. The big haired girl is [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Not me. But all she has to do is ask.

Tonight on Shannen Doherty:
Not her. D*mnit!
Pressing onward, it is angst aplenty as we reenter the Hills of Beverly. It is breakfast time in the Wilson household, and Annie’s skirt couldn’t get any shorter unless they moved the series to subscription based cable. The [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Having alienated herself from every actor and producer in the
industry, Shannen Doherty made the transition to reality television.
Having alienated herself from reality, Shannen Doherty attempts a
recurring role on a remake of a series in which she once starred. Oh,
how the mediocre have fallen. If Aaron Spelling hadn’t been frozen in
carbonite, he’d be [...]