Posts Tagged ‘Shannen Doherty’

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Shannen was missing in action. One can only hope she was getting a job on a better show, like “According to Jim.”
Tonight on Shannen Doherty:
The school’s drama teacher had to take a leave of absence, so Lucille Bluth volunteered to take over the school’s big musical pageant. The big haired girl is [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Not me. But all she has to do is ask.

Tonight on Shannen Doherty:
Not her. D*mnit!
Pressing onward, it is angst aplenty as we reenter the Hills of Beverly. It is breakfast time in the Wilson household, and Annie’s skirt couldn’t get any shorter unless they moved the series to subscription based cable. The [...]

Previously on Shannen Doherty:
Having alienated herself from every actor and producer in the
industry, Shannen Doherty made the transition to reality television.
Having alienated herself from reality, Shannen Doherty attempts a
recurring role on a remake of a series in which she once starred. Oh,
how the mediocre have fallen. If Aaron Spelling hadn’t been frozen in
carbonite, he’d be [...]